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The most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk

Discussion in 'the void' started by zerostars, Jul 8, 2006.

  1. zerostars

    zerostars New Member

    I feel the need to vent and I need other people to tell me their embarrassing drunk stories to make me feel better
    We had this house party last night with loads of people from work (I work in a supermarket) and I just feel like I've made the biggest tit of myself, I was so drunk that when I woke up this morning I woke up drunk so I had to phone in sick (they all knew it was coming anyway probably).

    It wasn't like one specific incident it was just the whole night I was being a knob. This guy had a Jim Morrison tshirt on and I started hysterically crying because I got so upset that he is dead and stuff, and I mean, I don't even like the doors that much so I don't know why I got so fucking upset about it anyway . I was also crying later on in the night about the fact I work part time in a supermarket and fuck...I don't even know what I was saying. I was just really hysterical.

    I also did the other cliche drunk things such as dance embarrisinly to Shakira, told a workmate I fancied the arse off him but he just ignored me and ran away scared and I fell over a good number of times. Me and one of the lads was having a daft play fight thing, messing about and such,apparently I punched him in the face and he now has a black eye .

    So now you go and tell me your drunk stories. Please let them be worse than mine. Mine might not sound to bad, but trust me it was and I just want to curl up in a ball under my duvet and never come out because I'm so mortified about how I acted.
  2. miss_scarlet

    miss_scarlet laughingandgaylikeaclown?

    yours is quite funny
    i dont want to talk about the things i have done, too much shame!
    im mostly horrible to people, but im trying not to be anyore!
    my friend though her chair was the toilet........
    i wasnt there though, luckily i have never wet myself . . while drunk
  3. sweetheart_d

    sweetheart_d kind of a big deal IRL

    my defining drunk moment was definitely when i told coworker brian fays at his christmas party that i thought his "wife would be hotter." hellew.
  4. hi loser

    hi loser just a sideshow

    i am told that i informed an elevator full of older ladies that i had "BIG TITS!!!"

    i guess that could be embarassing?
  5. Little Fury

    Little Fury Custom User Title

    I once pulled an 8 foot plastic insert out of my neighbour's fence while strolling drunk down the back alley with friends, only to have her stick her head out the window and shout
    so loud that I fell and ripped holes in both knees of my goldfish pajama bottoms.
    She confronted me about it later and I denied it, even though I had burst into hysterical laughter right after it happened and ran down the street screaming "SERPENTINE"

    yea, that wasn't so bad but I don't drink often.
  6. sina sugarsick

    sina sugarsick all dressed to kill

    when i get drunk, i almost always get into trouble. i could tell you tons of stories from the past 3 years that would make up for any embarrassing drinking moments you have for the rest of your life. i'm not the least bit embarrassed, though.

    so i was backstage at a show (free outdoor music festival at a local uni) that a band i worked for was playing and was stopped by spoon's singer britt daniels who was all about it and i hate being blatantly hit on especially by people who feel special so we talked and i was a smartass and told him the band i worked for that was playing were a million times better than spoon and that they should've headlined instead of spoon. he got mad and was like 'why are you back here then?' blah blah blah and then a little while later when he came onstage he said something to me and i threw a bottle of coca cola that was filled half way with rum ALL over him and he order security to escort me out. the guys from the band i worked for was trying to work shit out with the officer, but he told them they either had to take me off campus or i would go to jail.

    me and a fellow message board member were kicked out of three bars in one night. we were literally thrown out of the last one.

    and i was at this dirt rock scenester house party and i jumped off some stairs on the second floor onto someone's car and stood on top of it dancing, singing christina aguilera's dirrty, took my shirt off, and proceeded to throw beer on the hundreds of people that were standing around.

    just a tip of the iceberg.

    so, don't sweat it.
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  7. misfitcult

    misfitcult Banned

    most recently
    grabbed some random guys (@ a str8 bar !1) butt and when he turned around to tell me off i was all "what chu gon do about it? ill fuck you up, ill touch your fucking ass when i want to'
    thankfully my friends dragged me out the bar before i got jumped.
  8. Nyapi =^..^=

    Nyapi =^..^= I heart Page.

    I guess, umm, I asked my guy friend to do sexual things to me. Yeah, I had a crush on him.

    Embarrassed indeed.
  9. emily34695

    emily34695 Just watch me

    I asked a friend to have sex with me, which we almost did. Thankfully we didn't do anything but kiss, which I don't even fucking remember. Thankfully some people kept me from doing the dirty deed, as it were. Other people told me what happened the next day, I was pretty grossed out. This put kind of a wedge in the friendship. And made me look pretty sleazy. This was a loooong ass time ago, obviously before I met my husband. This incident should've been an indicator that alcohol was a bit of a problem for me. There are other incidents which are too stupid to even mention here.
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2006
  10. Lady_Violet

    Lady_Violet dingdingding

    when i lived with my friends we had a housewarming party. my boyfriend at the time dumped me like, a few days before. so i got completely fucking smashed, then i cornered a male friend of mine in my bedroom during the party and told him i knew he liked me (which he did, he told my best friend he did). and i know i kissed him, but i honestly have no recollection of what happened after that. except that he went around the party afterwards telling everyone nothing happened. such a lie, he made me look like i was totally mental. i haven't really spoken to him since.
  11. lung_black

    lung_black Member

    i'm so glad this thread came up because i had one of those weekends last weekend and now i have to face a lot of people i really don't want to. long story short, i got angry and upset, macara all over my face screaming at the top of my lungs at my ex as i walked to the train station waking the whole neighbourhood :( i feel terrible because it was at my friends house and her parent witnessed the whole thing.
  12. Tangerine

    Tangerine ThankYouSirDavid!

    let a bunch of shady drug dealers into the house, which was not mine.

  13. giveherthegun

    giveherthegun that's how we roll.

    i think i was more embarrassed because we were with you, i was like "SORRY SHES DRUNK EXCUSE HER"
  14. dirtyplotte

    dirtyplotte sassamafras

  15. KillTheLastRomantic

    KillTheLastRomantic Lets stay up

    LMAO!!! That would have been the funniest thing to see..:D
  16. KillTheLastRomantic

    KillTheLastRomantic Lets stay up

    I hadn't been drunk in a few months and got drunk with my bf and spewed a fair bit. And Im sure he told his mum which would jsut add to the embarrassment because she seems to like me I guess.

    I can't think of anything extremely shameful. Done lots of sleezy things with sleezy people.
  17. zoanthropy

    zoanthropy Call me.....PLEASE

    The most kinda embarrassing thing I have done while drunk is……liberally feeling the back side of other females, wives and sometimes I get lucky and actually feel the sweet spot with my finger etc.. and there is more…. Ending up with a co workers wife sock and panty in my pocket…. And remembering she had the same pair on while I was sober at that party….

    I do have this problem of when I am drunk I am always attracted to woman with short miniskirt.

  18. zoanthropy

    zoanthropy Call me.....PLEASE

    That is so funny and at the same time its not funny....:(
  19. FunHappyGal

    FunHappyGal myspace.com

    :)shakes head:)
  20. OhMyDear

    OhMyDear Negative squire!

    When i'm drunk I tend to just stumble around & say stupid things. Occasionally i'll repeat things a lot; 'no, nono, nononononono. don't do that don't don't don't don't. yep. yep yepyepyepyepyepyepyep.'

    Last night i waded in a lake that smelt like sewage.

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