I feel the need to vent and I need other people to tell me their embarrassing drunk stories to make me feel better We had this house party last night with loads of people from work (I work in a supermarket) and I just feel like I've made the biggest tit of myself, I was so drunk that when I woke up this morning I woke up drunk so I had to phone in sick (they all knew it was coming anyway probably). It wasn't like one specific incident it was just the whole night I was being a knob. This guy had a Jim Morrison tshirt on and I started hysterically crying because I got so upset that he is dead and stuff, and I mean, I don't even like the doors that much so I don't know why I got so fucking upset about it anyway . I was also crying later on in the night about the fact I work part time in a supermarket and fuck...I don't even know what I was saying. I was just really hysterical. I also did the other cliche drunk things such as dance embarrisinly to Shakira, told a workmate I fancied the arse off him but he just ignored me and ran away scared and I fell over a good number of times. Me and one of the lads was having a daft play fight thing, messing about and such,apparently I punched him in the face and he now has a black eye . So now you go and tell me your drunk stories. Please let them be worse than mine. Mine might not sound to bad, but trust me it was and I just want to curl up in a ball under my duvet and never come out because I'm so mortified about how I acted.