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Charlie Sheen: the hot mess part VII (WINNING!)

Discussion in 'television & film' started by orchestral, Mar 1, 2011.

  1. orchestral

    orchestral blair waldorf

    i really didn't give all that much of a shit about Charlie Sheen up until now, which has reached a point of Gadafi-esque grandiose delusion. except he looks like sweaty Nixon getting his ass handed to him by Frost.

    if you haven't seen the Today show... just take 12 minutes, and enjoy:

    (you might have to scroll to the video at the center)


    on how he became sober:
    "i just.. closed my eyes, and made it so."

    on if he thinks it's bad that his kids will have to read about him holding hookers hostage, destroying his adjoining hotel room on their "family" trip to disneyland on a cokebinge, holding their mom at knifepoint, etc:
    "umm, no. they get... they get to see me and say "that's this guy"!?! and then, they get to hear the whole story, from me!? umm WINNING!"

    on the last time he did drugs
    "don't know, don't care. drugs? am i on drugs? i'm on a drug called CHARLIE SHEEN"

    on CBS:
    "they picked the wrong guy.. they picked a war with a warlock. i will win the war with violent hatred, you either love or hate, and if you live in the middle, you get nothing. so... bring it, dude!"

    on why AA is gay:

    "what fools! trolls! weak! defeated! they allowed defeat to be an option. i will not. AA is not for people with tiger blood, with Adonis in their veins!"

    also:

    "Thomas Jefferson, was a pussy. I had a diseased brain, but I cured it! I cured it with my mind!"

    "i think my passion is misinterpreted as anger, sometimes, and people just aren't ready for my message of violent love"
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  2. Carter

    Carter Moderator

    This is the funniest shit he's ever done.

    winning!
  3. ella luciana

    ella luciana under the Ullapool moon

    I never gave a shit before either, but I do love a winner! This has made me realise over the last few days that he should be a new obsession for me. The man is GOLD.
  4. orchestral

    orchestral blair waldorf

    he's going to be dead imminently.
    and/or get in a relationship with lindsay lohan (actually, i'm kindof suprised that hasn't happened already).

    it's gonna be like Anna Nicole Smith, where everyone loooovess watching the trainwreck, until it crashes. and then the media coverage and tone all shifts to a "ohh how we loved them! such great person! such a loss to us all, let's look at their career in retrospect" w/ and underbelly of guessing and betting as to what drug cocktail finally did them in.
  5. barkstonwill

    barkstonwill Pornographic Filth

    HEY!

    We're not talking about some mamby pamby starlet here bitches....we're talking about charlie sheen. Yes he's more batshit than batman. Yes he has a silver spoon jammed up his ass along with many other things. yes he is a dickhead and a cokehead and a speedhead and a pothead and probably a parrothead and definitely a methhead....

    But Goddammit...Just like Keith Richards...HE HAS SURVIVED!..and in America that should count for something you nihililstic nano circuit worshippers... Gloria Gaynor even wrote a song about it all..and she surely had Charles Carlos in mind when she wrote it...she'd been around the town enough to know how martin rolled and see the future...

    But nevermind all that shit...

    Charles Carlos is an innovator bitches...Had you ever heard of a "Porn Family Mansion" before Charles Carlos..Had you ever thought of a "Porn Family Thanksgiving" before Charles Carlos....That would be a Godddamnnn NOOOO Bitches....

    So all of you haters stop Bitchin about Charlie Sheen...he is blazing a path forward to the glorious sexual communist future for all of us mere mortals here in mankind.
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  6. Ophiel

    Ophiel stephen dorff is hot

    You know, I never noticed before, but if someone told me "Charlie Sheen" was the street name of a Class A drug, I'd probably believe them.
  7. punkfucker

    punkfucker Vandals Are Go

    It kind of seems like this is creepily similar to that whole Joaquin Phoenix schtick.

    Bring on the hidden camera footage doco at Cannes Film Festival.
  8. Ophiel

    Ophiel stephen dorff is hot

  9. ella luciana

    ella luciana under the Ullapool moon

  10. dirtyplotte

    dirtyplotte sassamafras

  11. Solly Coleslaw

    Solly Coleslaw laughingandgaylikeaclown

    He looks terrible, so grey and thin!
  12. make sense

    make sense boss applesauce

    my gentleman caller started quoting parts of this interview to me but i didn't know it at first.

    it scared the shit out of me.

    i was like "ok, now i'm dating a schizophrenic. nice."
  13. Mistress_F

    Mistress_F sex hate and rock'n'roll

    I got 5 of 10. i was hoping i'd get a 10/10 .

    [​IMG]
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  14. clotty

    clotty pussy panther :)

    i think if i was a man.

    i would probably be charlie sheen.
  15. discolexy

    discolexy pull me out of the lake

  16. barkstonwill

    barkstonwill Pornographic Filth

    Charlie is just doing his thing...spitting some of that future prophecy truth on our asses right here right now like a Christmas layaway program.
  17. Amity

    Amity forever delayed

    I don't know whether to be appalled, or to consider him some kind of hero. I'm leaning towards the latter right now.
  18. tracyr

    tracyr racist people pleaser

    Well...i'm prolly gonna regret this, but what the fuck. I come here to say things i regret otherwise.

    I knew Charlie's "AA Nazi" CBS adversaries in Hollywood/Bev.Hills AA back in the day. I even went out a couple times with one of them. (not saying which one). and Carlos is correct. They were/are part of the Hollywood AA nazi clique. Shitty, obnoxious people. and the one I went out with was as brilliantly funny as he was bipolar and batshit nuts.

    In fact, I left the bastard on the second date and snuck out the back and called a friend who took me home. This dude would be at meetings and be all funny and charming and outgoing one minute and run out the door and start punching the walls, screaming, and cursing the next. So he's either relating to Charles or being a hypocrite. Truth be told, those guys were dicks though. Gifted as hell, but dicks.

    that show he's on is hard for me to watch because the tone, setting, etc., reminds me of all those people and their "war stories" and shit like that.

    NOT THAT THEY ARE THAT WAY NOW CUZ I DON'T KNOW...

    But sometimes when you get all crazy/manic, you take a slight truth and blow it up.

    Charlie is prolly permanently fucked like our :clove: from the crack and shit, plus now that he "stopped" with that, his mental has come to visit. He's in deep shit very soon and he does need some meds right now because

    What goes WAY UP will come WAAAAYYYY DOWN.

    I just wanted to share a different angle re: some of the other players.
  19. Insomnia

    Insomnia Part-time narcoleptic

    I sucked at that quiz- a mere 3/10!

    I sort of love Charlie Sheen for being so bat-shit crazy. I know we should feel sad because he's an addict and he is ruining his life and he'll probably die blah blah blah, but he looks like he is enjoying it and frankly he is sort of hilarious.

    I'm editing my signature in honour of his loosened grip on reality.
  20. RomanNoseJob

    RomanNoseJob ஜ۩۞۩ஜ

    8/10

    the producers of that show are morons though. They do a show where art imitates life and then get all shocked and offended when life imitates art.
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